I hire elves

They’re leaving the North Pole.

 
By Tony Iovieno
General Manager
Battle Creek Bombers
 
It was a tough decision, but yes, I’m hiring Santa’s elves from the North Pole.
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These elves are fighting back.

 
Now before you accuse me of ruining Christmas I want to paint a picture for you.
 
These elves are forced to live in harsh environments near ferocious polar bears, forced to wear those awful outfits, and work in glorified sweatshops for 14+ hours a day. And all of this so Santa can take the credit and put his name on the gifts each year?
 
I don’t know about you, but these elves and I are done with Santa.
 
So we’ve decided to offer a gift that lets families take back Christmas. And just in time for the Holidays.
 
If you're like me, holiday gift buying always stresses me out. Is it the right size? How do I do something different that they will like? Well, here's a gift idea for you, and that is our 5-game pack.
 
With our 5-game pack you get: 
  • All-You-Can-Eat.  At every game you attend, you’ll get all of the hot dogs, burgers, brats, chips, soda and water you want for 5 innings. We will also have a featured menu item each night with your own food and beverage pavilion that allows you to skip the concession lines and enjoy your meal with other 5-Game pack holders.bombersjerseyhat
  • FREE Gifts. Receive a team jersey, hat, bobblehead & two other gifts all for free. This is over $75 in value included in your package.
  • The Best Games on the Best Dates. This package gets you into the 5 best games of the year. Fireworks nights, celebrities, "America's Got Talent" entertainment acts. Last year these weekend nights sold out.  The only way to guarantee your seat at these games is with your 5-Pack. (Dates chosen in December when schedule comes out)
  • Ticket Exchange Program. If for some reason you can’t make a game, you can exchange any unused tickets for tickets to another regular season home game.
  • No-Hassle Renewal Program. Our ticket packages are automatically renewed which will guarantee your perks. If you wish to cancel at any time, just let us know and we'll take care of you. August 1st in the renewal date.
  • Limited Availability. Our stadium only allows us to offer 500 of these packages per game. This all-inclusive plan is not available for the single game buyer.
  • Highly Affordable. All of this will only cost you $11.80 per game. That's just $59 per 5-game bleacher pack. If you walked up the day of the game, you'd pay $10 per ticket and not receive the food/bev, gifts and perks. ($69 for box seats 5-game pack)
  • Payment Plan. Our staff can set up an easy monthly plan for you that lets you lock your seats in now and pay as we get closer to the season.
With this 5-game plan, you get about one game every two weeks, which is just right for a lot of fans.
 
In order to reserve your 5-game pack, fill out the form below and we will contact you about your plan. You can also call us at (269) 962-0735. Seating location will be determined on a first come, first serve basis.
 
And do so soon. This is our best offer of the year and over 300 of the 500 plans have already been reserved.
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