{"id":24957,"date":"2025-12-01T11:02:43","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T16:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/northwoodsleague.com\/kalamazoo-growlers\/?p=24957"},"modified":"2025-12-01T11:02:43","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T16:02:43","slug":"im-going-to-lose-my-job-but-i-dont-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/northwoodsleague.com\/kalamazoo-growlers\/im-going-to-lose-my-job-but-i-dont-care\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m Going To Lose My Job (But I Don’t Care)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m Going To Lose My Job (But I Don’t Care)<\/p><\/h1><\/div>

They are going to fire me right before Christmas. Seriously.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I went to the board with this new idea for the Meijer 5-Game Miniplan, and they nearly laughed me out of the building. Why? Because I decided to load the tickets with so much value that we are essentially giving away dinner and prime seating for the price of a movie ticket.<\/p>\n

But here is the thing: I don\u2019t care. I am the Vice President, and I want to get as many real fans into the best seats as possible.<\/p>\n

This entire plan hinges on one single, insane value proposition: every single ticket includes a\u00a02-Hour Unlimited Visit Buffet<\/strong>\u00a0access for free.<\/p>\n

Remember what that fan told Brian? She said,\u00a0\u201cHeck, a Growlers game is almost cheaper than going to the grocery store to feed my family, and I get a baseball game and fun night out to boot.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

She signed up immediately because she understood that for just $25 per game, her family gets:<\/p>\n

The Value that Might Cost Me My Job:<\/strong><\/p>\n

UNLIMITED Dinner & Drinks:<\/strong>\u00a0For two full hours, you get unlimited hot dogs, cheeseburgers, fresh-made sides, chips, cookies, soda, and bottled water. You literally cannot spend money at the concession stand if you don’t want to.<\/p>\n

Prime Seating:<\/strong>\u00a0Forget those bleacher seats in the sun. You sit in the highly-sought-after 100 Level Box Seats with extended leg room and a convenient food & drink rail. These seats alone are worth the price!<\/p>\n

The BEST Nights:<\/strong>\u00a0We guarantee you tickets to the Top 5 Theme Nights of the 2026 season, including two guaranteed Fireworks Spectaculars. These nights sell out fast, and you\u2019re locked in.<\/p>\n

Full Flexibility:\u00a0<\/strong>My ticket department hates this, but if life gets busy, you can swap your unused ticket for a different theme night. No loss, just a quick phone call.<\/p>\n

FREE Swag:\u00a0<\/strong>You walk away with a complimentary 2026 Growlers Replica Jersey and Hat.<\/p>\n

The total price for this ridiculous bundle is only $25 per game ($125 total). The board is meeting again next week to discuss “re-pricing” this Miniplan, which is code for “Brian, stop being so generous.”<\/p>\n

This is your window. If you want this deal, you need to act now before they force me to shut it down.<\/p>\n

Click here to secure your tickets right now<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0before I get yanked off the phone or call my office at\u00a0269-492-9966<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0and tell the staff Aaron told you to call before he gets fired.<\/p>\n

Best Regards,<\/p>\n

Aaron Guerrero | Vice President | Kalamazoo Growlers<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>

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