{"id":9398,"date":"2016-12-07T21:16:40","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/northwoodsleague.com\/kalamazoo-growlers\/?p=9398"},"modified":"2016-12-07T21:18:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T21:18:54","slug":"9398","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/northwoodsleague.com\/kalamazoo-growlers\/9398\/","title":{"rendered":"Growlers Ticket Director, “Don’t buy our season tickets”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tI might be the worst Ticket Sales Director in the country.<\/strong>\n<\/p>\n

\n\t \n<\/p>\n

\n\tBy Kevin Timmer\n<\/div>\n
\n\tDirector of Ticket Sales\n<\/div>\n
\n\tKalamazoo Growlers\n<\/div>\n
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\"timmer-tickets\"

"I'm probably the only Director of Ticket Sales in the country that advises fans to go to less games."<\/p><\/div>
\n\tYou read my title right. I am the Director of Ticket Sales<\/u><\/em>. My sole job is to sell as many tickets as humanly possible. Well, I might be the only Front Office Executive in the country to say this, but don't buy our season tickets<\/u><\/strong>.\n<\/div>\n

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\n\tI'm serious. Do us both a favor and don't do it.\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tLet's think about it. Who can make it to all 36 games? Heck, I don't even go to all the games.  How would I expect you to be at them all?\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tWhile most teams are trying to force fans to go to every game, I have this crazy idea of giving fans what they want, a ticket plan that they can actually use.  Of course, we still have season tickets available, but I'll reserve those for corporations that have enough employees to use them all.\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tI've got a better idea. And it comes with a free jersey & hat and I can even reward you for going to less games by feeding you for free. Yes, feed you for free for going to less games<\/strong><\/u>.\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tI'm probably the worst Director of Ticket Sales in the country, but my idea for you is our new 5-Game Pack.\n<\/div>\n
\n\t \n<\/div>\n
\n\tWith the new 5-game pack you get: \n<\/div>\n
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    \n\t\t\tAll-You-Can-Eat. <\/strong>You get all of the hot dogs, burgers, brats, chips, potato salad, coleslaw, soda and water you want until the 5th inning. We even provide your own buffet tent to skip the lines.\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tFree Gifts. <\/strong>Receive a team jersey, hat<\/strong>, bobblehead & two other gifts all for free. ($75 value)\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tOur 5 Best Games.<\/strong> Fireworks nights, celebrities, America's Got Talent<\/i> entertainment acts. Last year these weekend nights sold out.  The only way to guarantee your seat at these games is with your 5-Game pack. (Dates chosen in December)\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tTicket Exchange Program.<\/strong> You can exchange any unused tickets for tickets to another regular season home game of your choice.\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tLimited Availability.<\/strong> Our stadium only allows us to offer 750 of these packages per game and is not available for the single game buyer.\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tNo-Hassle Renewal Program.<\/strong> Our ticket packages are automatically renewed which will guarantee your perks. If you wish to cancel at any time, just let us know. August 1st in the renewal date.\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    \n\t\t\tHighly Affordable. <\/strong>All of this will only cost you $13 per game.<\/u><\/em> <\/strong>If you walked up the day of the game you'd pay $10 per ticket and not get any food or gifts. \n\t\t<\/div>\n
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      \n\t\t\t\t\tOptions<\/u>– $75 Box, <\/strong>$65 Bleacher <\/s>SOLD OUT<\/b>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
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      \n\t\t\tPayment Plan.<\/strong> We even have an easy payment plan that allows you to pay as you go.\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
      \n\tWith this 5-game plan, you get about one game every two weeks, which is just right for a lot of fans.\n<\/div>\n
      \n\t \n<\/div>\n
      \n\tIn order to reserve your 5-game pack, fill out the form below<\/strong> and we will contact you about your plan. You can also call us at (269) 492-9966<\/strong>. Seating location will be determined on a first come, first serve basis.\n<\/div>\n
      \n\t \n<\/div>\n
      \n\tAnd do so soon. This is our best offer of the year and over 650 of the 750 plans<\/u> have already been reserved and we recently sold out of our Bleacher option.\n<\/div>\n
      \n\t\"5-pack-pics\"\n<\/div>\n
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