Madison, WI – The date (April 1) would suggest this is a joke, but this is no laughing matter. In 1987, Dane County had the highest concentration of UFO sightings in the United States. Strange lights, eerie formations, and unexplainable disappearances left residents searching for answers. Decades later, it’s happening again.

Early Tuesday morning, multiple witnesses reported an unidentified flying object (UFO) hovering over the Duck Pond — home of the Madison Mallards. Described as glowing and eerily silent, the craft defied explanation. Some claim they saw beams of light scanning the field. Others insist they heard the distant sound of… mooing? Regardless, one of the front office staff captured a picture as it was flying away.

The Madison Mallards are fully cooperating with local authorities as they investigate this unusual event. While no official explanations have been provided, the team is taking the matter seriously.

“Of course, this happens on April Fools Day, I promise this is not funny.” said Mallards General Manager Sam Rubin. “Whatever it was, it took one of our staff members with them. We’re working closely with officials to figure out what exactly happened here.”

City officials have also acknowledged the reports. “We are aware of the incident and are gathering information,” said a spokesperson for the city. “At this time, we cannot confirm the nature of the event, but we encourage residents to remain calm.”

As the investigation continues, one thing is certain—history is repeating itself, and the truth may be closer than we think.

Stay tuned for further updates as we uncover more about this out-of-this-world event.