Kenosha’s King Elvis I Enters Into Presidential Race
“Elvis For President” Yard Signs Will Be Distributed At Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen Beginning Monday, April 18th at 11am
Kenosha, Wis. – This just in: a new presidential candidate has been announced. Born and raised in Kenosha, Wisconsin, King Elvis I is running for president. First act on his list? To outlaw all sports that are not fun.
Amidst the political circus of 2016, King Elvis I has been accused of taking multiple positions on “fun.” When asked about these allegations, King Elvis responded, “My stance on fun has not wavered. For those with any doubts on my platform on fun, I welcome them to see it on display at Simmons Field on May 31st, Opening Day.”
A vote for Elvis is a vote for, well… a giant man-sized fish. What could go wrong?
Fans are encouraged to show their support for King Elvis’ presidential campaign by sharing fish-friendly presidential slogans to the Kingfish Facebook page.
Endorse King Elvis I and his campaign by picking up an “Elvis for President” yard sign, exclusively at Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen. Starting on Monday, April 18th, fans can stop by Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen, located at 10366 77th St. in Pleasant Prairie for a Kingfish yard sign. No purchase is necessary (although Elvis strongly recommends the chips & homemade queso). Limit is 1 per family while supplies last. The first 800 families to take advantage of this deal will receive a sign.
Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen is open for lunch and dinner every day of the week and Kingfish yard signs will be distributed during these select hours: Monday through Sunday 11am – 10pm. Show your Kingfish pride and display your yard sign all season long.
Single game tickets go on sale Saturday, April 30th, 2016 at 9am. Tickets and merchandise for the Kenosha Kingfish are on sale now. For more information on 7-game packs, season or group tickets, please visit kingfishbaseball.com or call 262.653.0900. The Ticket Office powered by Platinum Systems is open from 9am to 5pm, Monday through Friday at Simmons Field, 7817 Sheridan Rd. in Kenosha.
The Kenosha Kingfish are a member of the finest developmental league for elite college baseball players, the Northwoods League. Playing its 23rd season of summer collegiate baseball, the Northwoods League is the largest organized baseball league in the world with 18 teams, drawing significantly more fans, in a friendly ballpark experience, than any league of its kind. A valuable training ground for coaches, umpires and front office staff, more than 140 Northwoods League players have advanced to Major League Baseball, including Cy Young Award winner Max Scherzer (WAS) and MLB All-Stars Chris Sale (CWS), Jordan Zimmermann (DET), Curtis Granderson (NYM), Lucas Duda (NYM)) and Ben Zobrist (CHC). All league games are viewable live via the Northwoods League website. For more information, visit www.kingfishbaseball.com.