They are going to fire me right before Christmas. Seriously.

I went to the board with this new idea for the Meijer 5-Game Miniplan, and they nearly laughed me out of the building. Why? Because I decided to load the tickets with so much value that we are essentially giving away dinner and prime seating for the price of a movie ticket.

But here is the thing: I don’t care. I am the Vice President, and I want to get as many real fans into the best seats as possible.

This entire plan hinges on one single, insane value proposition: every single ticket includes a 2-Hour Unlimited Visit Buffet access for free.

Remember what that fan told Brian? She said, “Heck, a Growlers game is almost cheaper than going to the grocery store to feed my family, and I get a baseball game and fun night out to boot.”

She signed up immediately because she understood that for just $25 per game, her family gets:

The Value that Might Cost Me My Job:

UNLIMITED Dinner & Drinks: For two full hours, you get unlimited hot dogs, cheeseburgers, fresh-made sides, chips, cookies, soda, and bottled water. You literally cannot spend money at the concession stand if you don’t want to.

Prime Seating: Forget those bleacher seats in the sun. You sit in the highly-sought-after 100 Level Box Seats with extended leg room and a convenient food & drink rail. These seats alone are worth the price!

The BEST Nights: We guarantee you tickets to the Top 5 Theme Nights of the 2026 season, including two guaranteed Fireworks Spectaculars. These nights sell out fast, and you’re locked in.

Full Flexibility: My ticket department hates this, but if life gets busy, you can swap your unused ticket for a different theme night. No loss, just a quick phone call.

FREE Swag: You walk away with a complimentary 2026 Growlers Replica Jersey and Hat.

The total price for this ridiculous bundle is only $25 per game ($125 total). The board is meeting again next week to discuss “re-pricing” this Miniplan, which is code for “Brian, stop being so generous.”

This is your window. If you want this deal, you need to act now before they force me to shut it down.

Click here to secure your tickets right now before I get yanked off the phone or call my office at 269-492-9966 and tell the staff Aaron told you to call before he gets fired.

Best Regards,

Aaron Guerrero | Vice President | Kalamazoo Growlers