Santa hates the Kalamazoo Growlers
He's not as jolly and nice as you think.
By Brian Colopy
Vice President
Kalamazoo Growlers
His years of taking all the credit are over.
Santa is mad. Really mad. And it's all because of the Kalamazoo Growlers.
Let's face it, Santa get's all the love each Christmas. And for what? Mom and Dad do all the work. They get the gifts, they bake the cookies, they setup the tree. And who gets all the credit? Santa. That's right, Santa.
Well I've had enough of it.
So I've decided to offer a gift that lets Mom and Dad take back Christmas this offseason. And just in time for the Holiday season.
If you're like me, Holiday gift buying always makes me a little stressed out. Is it the right size? Will he or she like it? How do I do something different than the typical clothes and jewelry? So here's an idea for you, and that is our 5-game pack.
With the 5-game pack you get: 
You could pay $57 for these in our team shop. We want to give them to you for free.
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All-You-Can-Eat. At every game you attend, you’ll get all of the hot dogs, burgers, brats, chips, potato salad, cole slaw, soda and water you want for 5 innings. We will also have a featured menu item each night with your own food and beverage pavilion that allows you to skip the concession lines and enjoy your meal with other 5-Game pack holders.
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FREE Gifts. Receive a team jersey, hat, bobblehead & two other gifts all for free. This is over $75 in value included in your package.
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The Best Games on the Best Dates. This package gets you into the 5 best games of the year. Fireworks nights, celebrities, America's Got Talent entertainment acts. Last year these weekend nights sold out. The only way to guarantee your seat at these games is with your 5-Pack. (Dates chosen in December when schedule comes out)
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Ticket Exchange Program. If for some reason you can’t make a game, you can exchange any unused tickets for tickets to another regular season home game.
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No-Hassle Renewal Program. Our ticket packages are automatically renewed which will guarantee your perks. If you wish to cancel at any time, just let us know and we'll take care of you. August 1st in the renewal date.
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Limited Availability. Our stadium only allows us to offer 750 of these packages per game. This all-inclusive plan is not available for the single game buyer.
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Highly Affordable. All of this will only cost you $13 per game. That's just $65 per 5-game bleacher pack. If you walked up the day of the game, you'd pay $10 per ticket and not receive the food/bev, gifts and perks. ($75 for box seats 5-game pack)
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Payment Plan. Our staff can set up an easy monthly plan for you that lets you lock your seats in now and pay as we get closer to the season.
With this 5-game plan, you get about one game every two weeks, which is just right for a lot of fans.
In order to reserve your 5-game pack, fill out the form below and we will contact you about your plan. You can also call us at (269) 492-9966. Seating location will be determined on a first come, first serve basis.
And do so soon. This is our best offer of the year and over 500 of the 750 plans have already been reserved. We'll even send you a gift certificate to put in stockings for your family this Holiday.
