The Kalamazoo Growlers Can’t Fix That
Sorry we’re not sorry!
Coronavirus. Global Warming. Hole in the ozone. Taxes. Healthcare. Data breaches. North Korea. We can’t fix that. We can’t fix any of that. But then again, we’re not trying to. Let me explain.
Few things are sacred anymore. Gone are the days where kids would ride their bikes up and down the street and play kickball in the yard. “Come home when the street lights come on!” Moms used to yell to their kids. Now, those same kids can’t leave the house because they’re studying for a standardized test.
Stress levels are up and leisure is down.
We can’t fix that. And we’re not sorry because we’ve created an environment where worries wash away when you walk through the gate. Where your children, and you, can act like children. You can be yourself, unapologetically.
The very best way to start relaxing again is with our 365-Game Plan. It will save money, and you’ll look good doing it because it comes with:
Free Gifts. Receive a team jersey and hat for free. ($75 value)
All-You-Can-Eat. 4 whole innings of all the hot dogs, burgers, chicken sandwiches, chips, potato salad, coleslaw, soda and water you want.
Ticket Exchange Program. You can exchange any unused tickets for tickets to another regular-season home game of your choice. No tickets wasted. None.
Unlimited Memories. That’s the whole point, right?
Consider us your local Leisure Experts.
Interested? Fill out the form below.
We can answer any questions that come up and help you plan some relaxation this summer. (269) 492 – 9966.