I’m probably getting fired for this.
By Spencer Larson
Eau Claire Express
Every offseason I have to come up with new ideas that get our fans excited. I do surveys, I talk with fans, and I look across the country to find things that will blow our fans away. Ultimately, I have to bring my plan to my owner to get his approval.
After much planning this fall, I decided it was time to present my big idea of the offseason. Here’s how it went…
(I walk into my owner’s office and sit down)
Me… “I’ve got a big idea this offseason that I think you are going to like. I want to give free jerseys and hats to our fans this season and on top of that, I want to feed them for free.”
My owner… “Get out of my office. That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.”
Well, this might be the worst idea I’ve ever had, but yes, I am going to give free jerseys, hats, and mugs to you this season and feed you for free. And right before the Holiday season.