I Hired Elves

You just can’t imagine what these elves come up with.


By Andy Neborak

CFO / Part Owner, Eau Claire Express


Why in the world do I hire elves for a baseball team?

Well, you may be struggling to come up with the right gift for a baseball fan that you know. My elves can help.

For instance, when the elves and I sat down to talk about this holiday season, the elves had some strong opinions.

“Less games,” one elf, the plump one, said. “That’s what families want.”

“Yes, make it easy for families,” said another elf, the one that’s always smiling.

“Give them lots of free stuff,” said the elf that did cartwheels when trying to make a point.

The elves are really proud of their exciting idea.

So the elves and I created a ticket package for busy families. This may work for you. Here’s what you get.

  1. Just Five Games. That’s only one or two a month for the summer when school is out. Three of five games are on Fridays. And each of the five games will feature fireworks and/or a special entertainment act or premium giveaway item.
  2. All-You-Can-Eat. At every 5-Game Pack night, you’ll get all of the hot dogs, cheeseburgers, brats, sides, soda, and water that you want. Everything comes with the ticket. There’s even an express line behind the 1st base

    Clearly, Trax can’t wait to be part of your Christmas!

    bleachers dedicated just to the 5-Game Pack ticket holder. This means no waiting in line!

  3. FREE Gifts. We like to give our fans special items, so for every 5-Game Pack, you get a handful of gifts. You’ll get:

A free Express jersey, free Express cap, free Express mug to use at the games and an opportunity to take pre-game batting practice

  1. The Best Promotional Nights. Fireworks after four of the five games (including the earliest and best way to reserve seats for the Fourth of July). And you’ll get to see the return of the ZOOperstars to Carson Park.
  2. Highly Affordable. Just $14 per game. The cost per 5-Game Pack is just $70. The value is over $230! We have a limited amount of the elf-created 5-Game Packs available, so I would recommend that you order today.

Reserve your 5-Game Pack today by clicking here to order online, or by calling 715-839-7788. You’ll make my elves happy. You’ll give an amazing gift. And you’ll make yourself happy next summer when you’re having fun at Express games.